Because SOMETIMES, Wednesdays can't wait..
That's understandable. We all get it.
But beware of the "creative parents" who wish to make the ordinary, a little sumthin' sumthin' special instead. How bad can bad possibly be?
In the words of Warrant Officer Ripley from the Alien movie series: "Let's just go into orbit and nuke the site from space. It's the only way to be sure!"
The preceding link may make you laugh, cry, freak out, scratch you head in amazement, or yawn in boredom. Click away at your own risk. Really.